College kid living amidst a lovely carcinogenic haze in the beautiful city known as LA. Interests include women's soccer and many TV shows because that's what happens when you don't have a life. I also have quite the affinity for furry creatures.
KO: Hold me, Pinoe.
Pinoe: Not now, I’m busy.
KO: Fine, I’ll hold you.
(via kiiim98)
You’ve got me!! -Cam
Aussie convict or beetle juice?? http://pic.twitter.com/cweZzZtT
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
- Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
- Brother: that's not fair
- Mom: DO AS I SAY.
- Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
- Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
- Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
Because instantly alienating a huge chunk of your demographic through offensive humour is the best way to sell soda pop. (x)
I tried it, it tastes like poop. I survived, but I learned something. Clearly misogyny tastes like poop. Don’t spout poop.
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